Friday, April 9, 2010

I Wanna Do Bad Things With You

The primary duties for demons to exist, is to torment humans in SL, and exercise the 7 Deadly Sins on mankind. We demons refer to as the 7 Glorious Sins for Infernals. If you forgot what they are, I am more than happy to remind you of the following:

Greed - take everything, and leave nothing behind. "Grab those cookies too."

Sloth - What me work? You got to be kidding..I'm on welfare and loving it.

Envy - I need a bigger cock!!!

Lust - I wanna fuck every bitch there is..yes the ugly ones too.

Gluttony - What me fat? I'm training to be a sumo wrestler..now feed me!!!

Vanity - I'm so sexy it hurts..your eyes, and how I love myself.

Anger - Shit!!! The IRS is fucking with me again.

With the above sins, we enjoy yourselves in tempting humans, corrupting their sprits and turning them into future demons and demonesses like us. If you are failing in any one category, chances are your soul is easy pickings for us..so don't be surprise, if I or a minion show up in front of your door to collect you or snatch you in the middle of the night by the feet, dragging your pitiful soul down to Hell.

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