Eli must have read my mind, because she soon logged in world a few moments later. Talk about connected in mind and spirit. I was happy to see her. We chatted and worked on our vows to say to each other, and shortly we did a dry run rehearsal of our wedding.
I was getting tired after an hour, and soon logged off to try to set some measure of sleep. Eli stayed on as she added Stonehenge for the center piece environment of our wedding that afternoon.
I logged back in early, and I think I got two or three hours of sleep. Not good considering I have to be bright and alert for our wedding. Now think, if this was real life. How would you get through the day of your wedding? Never mind, I’m talking about my wedding with Eli, so lets continue.
At 3pm SLT, I got everyone to quiet down, and settle in as they stood. No chairs were provided. I announced my bride Elizzabeth is ready and will be coming down the steps. I IMed her to start her walk, and walk she did as my Nude Bride, escorted by her dear friend and mentor Yanni, who will hand over Eli to me. They were proceeded by Maria, carrying a demon banner, announcing her way to me, as they made there way to the unholy sermon desk.
I bet they were very surprised by the look she presented herself to me. I was not as she and I planned our wedding day event to be surprising, and shocking. Laughing.
Here is the transcripts of what took place during the wedding ceremony;
“Kaboom Coba, my Lord and Master, Lord of Hell’s Angels, may I approach and speak?”
“Approach and speak my bride.”
“My Lord, I come before this unholy mass today seeking the sacrament of matrimony. May I remind my Lord that Sacred Scripture begins with the creation of man and woman in the image and likeness of God and concludes with a vision of "the wedding-feast of the Lamb." I beg to be that lamb. Scripture speaks throughout of marriage and its "mystery," its institution and the meaning God has given it, its origin and its end, its various realizations throughout the history of salvation, the pleasures arising from sin and its renewal on you my Lord and in the Covenant of Hells Angels. Save me my Lord and Master, make me one with you and show me the solution to the mystery.
Unholy Scripture affirms that man and woman were created for one another: "It is not good that the man should be alone." The woman, "flesh of his flesh," his submissive, his nearest in all things, is given to him by God as a "helpmate"; she thus represents God from whom comes our help. "Therefore a man leaves his father and his mother and cleaves to his wife, and they become one flesh." The Lord himself shows that this signifies an unbreakable union of their two lives by recalling what the plan of the Creator had been "in the beginning": "So they are no longer two, but one flesh.
In your mercy my Lord has not forsaken sinful man. The prize consequent upon sin, "pain in childbearing" and toil "in the sweat of your brow," also embody benefits that enhance the damaging effects of sin. After the fall, marriage helps to promote self-absorption, egoism, pursuit of one's own pleasure for men, and to open oneself to the other, to mutual aid and to self-giving for women.
I was apprehensive and coy when courting you Kaboom.
I fell in love when I submitted to you as your slave my Master.
I worshiped you when I gave you my soul my Lord.
I beg you today to take me as your wife so you may imprison my spirit inside you forever.”
“Do you submit to be my wife, to worship me as your demon husband, submit to my every whim, to be considered my property the same as my other livestock, and bear witness in silence as I sin with whomever I choose?”
“Yes. My Lord and Master, I submit to you in every way possible.”
(Performs magic)
I consummate our marriage atop this unholy altar in view of family and friends. I then will invite others to take my bride atop this alter as well to celebrate our marriage."
"Anyone else before I close the legs of my wife?"
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